Ban List (Non True)

[Uria Lords of Searing Flames]

PART 1

NOTE: None of this is true, just some laughs for you.

Today we are going to look at the new and horrible ban list that didn't fail to dissapoint. At the last Shoen Jump things got a little out of hand with the CC Lavae Moth domianting the Meta. The recent unristriction of Petit Moth and COE has aloud these deck to grow way too powerful. COE was limited to 2 and Petit to 1 to slow these deck power down but now they've gone through the roof. The unbanning of our great card Gate Guardian has also allowed open a dangerous deck type. The last SJP was like this:

1st. Lavae Moth
2nd. Gate Guardian
3rd. Monkey Monkey/Skull Servant
4th. Token swarm
5th. Hamon

Basically the lsit did nothing. The list did ban Destiny board however that was msart and Exodia been run in 3s has beeen stopped by the banning of Exoida Necross. These were the good points about the lsit. They limited Swords of Concealing Light for no reason and limited Monster Reborn simply because of the already sem--restricted Sacred Crane. Hamon decks have become overly powerful with the Samsara+Spirit Message combo that has been put to a halt. Instead the 5th place Hamon uses Joe Mcriel used DD Gate as a substitute. DD Warrior Lady is a crap card that is starting to see some play with the new Macro Cosmos plan out in Japan with EOJ on the way, until then DD Capsule is the best hope for these decks. Hamon was overly powered and should have been restricted but wasn't. They failed to stop the Pettit Moth control or the Gate Guardian strike by unlimiting Suigin and Kazejin, 2 of the monster's parts. The deck bases around the mighty beastie GG who can crumble even BEUD and CED under it's wrath. CED and CED have been competing for 20th beats card slot as the Envoy and Machine duke it out. Tribute Doll became unabbned enabling GG decks to rule over. The banning of Stealth Bird destroyed Stall which was unecersary and with the banning of Jar of Greed. Pot of Greed is seeing less play against Monkey decks using Appropriate. They themeselves run 3 of POG and GC. They focus around MMK who can bring down almost anything. This meta's best cards are Lavae Moth, Gate Guardian and Monkey Monkey with Hero ring slippng in. Be aware that Kuriboh has been banned and WK limited to 1 yet they didn't ban or instead they unbanned the Lavae Attack! Pecies. They looked at Raigeki and Lightning vrotex but they sat gathering dust because they're useless. Call of the Haunted is seeing more play run in 3s and 2s and MR has been banned to stop the hold. Level decks are 22nd best as they have a small hold with the Silent Magicians. Roid decks and Insect deck are battling it out whilst Frog decks are hopping mad. Fairy decks are too strong and EOJ will only make them stronger. V-Z decks are 18th best because of their mightiest beast V Tiger Jet kicking ass among the tourney halls. I ask you is this right?

Current Ban List:

ADVANCED FORMAT LIST EFFECTIVE APRIL 1st, 2006

I. Forbidden Cards

You cannot use these cards in your Deck or Side Deck:

Amazoness Tiger
Backfire!
Battle Ox
Call of the Mummy
Creaure Swap
Destiny Board
Exodia Necross
Grand Tiki Elder
Gross Ghost of Fled Dreams
Jar of Greed
Lagin the Mystical Genie of the Lamp
Lesser Dragon
Kuriboh
Maked Beast
Millennium Golem
Monster Reincarnation
Sangan
Spirit Message A
Spirit Message I
Spirit Message L
Spirit Message N
Stealth Bird
Watapon

NEW! - Destiny Board, Exodia Necross, Jar of Greed, Kuriboh, Monster Reincarnation, Spirit Message A, Spirit Message I, Spirit Message L, Spirit Message N, Stealth Bird

II. Limited Cards

You can ONLY use one of the following cards in the Deck & Side Deck combined:

Appropriate
Battle Warrior
Big Koala
Dark Factory of Mass Production
Doran
Draining Shield
Elemental Hero Avian
Elemental Hero Bladedge
Etoile Cyber
Firegrass
Hero Spirit
Metalmorph
Metal Dragon
Monster Reborn
Mystic Wok
Skull Dice
Swords of Concealing Light
Winged Kurbioh

NEW! - Monster Reborn, Swords of Revealing Light, Winged Kuriboh

III. Semi-Limited Cards

You can ONLY use two of the following cards in the Deck & Side Deck combined:


Bokoichi the Frieghtening Car
Blue Eyed Sliver Zombie
Castle of Dark Illusions
Cyber Blader
Dummy Golem
Eatagaboon
Hydrogddon
Insect Queen
Interdimesnioal Matter Transporter
Level Up!
Sacred Crane
Shallow Grave
Skull Read Bird
Warrior of Zera

NEW! - Bokoichi the Frieghtening Car, Castle of Dark Illusions, Shallow Grave, Warrior of Zera
NEW! - The following cards are no longer Limited: Cocoon of Evolution, Des Croaking, Kazejin, Ojama Green, Petit Moth, Suijin

The format is doomed! (Post part 2 later)

[Mr.Cokeacola]

Wow you can have 3 CED and 3 BLS in your deck?

[Ra]

I suggest banning Dark Magician girl, considering she is SOOOOO Broken, also Ban Kaibaman and Red Eyes Black Chic, Machine King, FLAME SWORDSMAN, Nothing is as broken as him...., Exodia pieces should have there own limit, 4 per deck, there Shite

[Uria Lords of Searing Flames]

Part 2

Absolute chaos is the title of the new meta. Dark World and BEWD have become the lowest ranking decks closely followed by the Envoys. Cyber Dragons managed to slip up the list with the unbanning Power Bond. KA-2 Des Scissors is a new deck-type that is said to cause absolute mayhem in the Eastern game. It's banning is likely to come next year. Anyways the good side about the list is it did cause 1 thing: The restricting of Monster Reborn has encouraged more people to play the old sit on the shelf card Premature Burial. Magic Jammer is said to hit the restriction list soon and the banning of Needle Burrower was enadable. However they remained untouched so people are praying to the new list next year. Beware of the CC decks based around Goblin in the Frying Pan as they can destroy whole deck types. Stall is starting to run and underated card known as Inferno Reckless Summon in order to swarm faster. Magical Mallet has become a staple in all Flame Swordsman decks. Flame Swordsman will get limited or banned on the next list, this is certain. The dealy Red Eyes B. Chick is another dangerous monster with power enough to dominate Raviel Lord of Phantasms! The little chick is powered even further by the broken Spell Dragon Treasure that hopefully will get banned next time round. Gokipon is like Sangan did last format heading towards the ban list. The rumours are that Ring of Defense may get banned aswell because it has started people running ROD and that is a deadly weapon when used right. Thunder decks are rumoured when EOJ is released and they are said to be based around the broken Electro Magnetic Beast in the set that revolves around the Batterymans. The rumour is it will get the batteries all restricted to 2 and maybe D to 1. E-Hero decks will get a boost with the release of D-Heroes as the mix into the perfect deck-type. B.E.S decks are rumoured to get stronger as they are splashing in Lavae Moth and Petit. The new tech card Trent is showing up in 88% of decks and especially in the new Plant decks that can cause some damage. With all the deadly deck-types running around what decks are the worst? Warriors and Spellcasters hit rock ottom followed by BEWD. Then came the Envoys followed by DD and Dark World. A little above them and just below average is the Cyber Dragon, Water and Wind decks. In the average level are LV1 decks, Level decks and Insects. A bit further up the chart are Ancient Gear, Machine, V-Z, Dragon and Beast/Beast Warrior decks. Above them are mainly the broken deck-types. The brokeness of a certain Blade Rabbit and Big Koala could be trouble as Beast decks may rise only to get hit by the bans. We all know Ojamas are goin to get banned because of the amazing field presence they create. They swarm the field and cause ultimate destruction. Green was semi-restricted before and people expect Black to go straight to 1 on the next list. Monkey Monkey is hopefully going to get semi restricted as this will stop both it's and king's brokeness. After that Monkey Monkey Smackdown might get semi-limited as well. Summoned Skull is staring into banning with the new Archfiend ruling meta and so is Vilepawn. Joey decks are going to become popular as Scapegoat's cuteness has become even greater. And Token Feastevil is always there. I prey to you. KONAMI Save US! The Western game cannot take this. Please KONAMI help us!!!


NOTE: THere maybe sarcasm in this post.